How dare consumers want wings without the bone

How dare consumers want to eat chicken wings without a bone. Are consumers idiots or something?

Everyone in my system, which sticks like glue to authenticity, knows that chicken wings cannot be true wings without a bone in it. God made them that way. In the same vein, one is not eating real fish unless there are bones in it. Fish have bones, and so do chicken wings. Duh!

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